FOR ALL YOU SKINNY BITCHES

Love Handles Save Woman’s Life
AP

A Florida woman who was shot while walking into an Atlantic City, N.J. bar, says her love handles saved her life.

Samantha Lynn Frazier, 35, was walking into Herman’s Place Saturday, Feb. 20 when she heard two loud blasts. Frazier, not having time to react, stood still for a moment before feeling pain in her left side. She then grabbed her side and noticed blood on her hand.

According to police, Frazier was the victim of a stray bullet. The gunman, who was not caught, was aiming at another man. The second victim escaped injury when a bullet tore through his down-filled jacket without harming him.

After being released with a minor injury to her side, Frazier said doctors told her tissue near her waist helped prevent the bullet from causing a serious wound.

“I could have been dead,” Frazier said. “They said my love handles saved my life.”

Frazier later told reporters she had been wanting to lose weight. Now, however, she says “I want to stay as big as I can if it’s going to stop a bullet.”

So put down the diet pillzz and pick up that double cheeseburger. It might just save your life.

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