SUPER-ELLEN

The life of 52-year-old talk show host, Ellen DeGeneres will be drawn into the pages of the book — from her childhood days in Louisiana, the stand-up comedy circuit, to landing a daytime talk show. The comic book will be called “Female Force.”

I love Ellen like no other, but what is this fuckery? And what kind of name is “Female Force”…that sounds like a euphemism for menstruation. What will her super powers be…the Death-Ray of Androgyny? Stick to telling jokes and dancing awkwardly on daytime television and leave these other shenanigans alone.

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