DANCES WITH FIREARMS

A Wisconsin man, so enraged about Bristol Palin’s crappy performance on the hit reality show Dancing With the Stars, began shooting at his TV set earlier this week.

He then turned his gun on his wife, who told the police, “He scared the Bejebees out of me.”

The man, Steven Cowan (who suffers from bipolar disorder) was charged with reckless endangerment and could face 10 years in prison, while the real evildoer Bristol Palin will continue to annoy the entire nation on DWTS. Lady Justice has wept today.

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