THE BONG HIT HEARD ‘ROUND THE WORLD

By now, everyone knows that Hannah Montana (aka Miley Virus Cyrus) hits the pipe. While Miley’s peeps have claimed it’s only salvia (LSD in plant-form, except it only lasts 5 minutes and is legal for some reason) some people are saying it’s weed.

After careful deliberation (watching the video once) I conclude that it is indeed, salvia. Not to say that Miley isn’t a pothead (alkie and/or or cokehead too cause she totally looks like it) but I haven’t seen any weed that makes you act as psychotic as Miss Montana was looking in this video.

And to the REAL point: why is this news? That’s like being surprised that a cop ate a donut. Miley Cyrus has been flashing her naughty bits around town for the past 3 or 4 years now. Nothing that girl can do will surprise me anymore. Straight up.

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1 comment
  1. Bella said:

    You’re hilarious!

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