You think you have it rough? Your pain is nothing compared to the true life trauma of Nicolas Cage, star of the upcoming movie Trespass. At a press junket promoting the film, which centers around a break-in, he described his own struggles with a burglar.
“It was two in the morning. I was living in Orange County at the time and was asleep with my wife…I opened my eyes and there was a naked man wearing my leather jacket eating a Fudgesicle in front of my bed. I know it sounds funny … but it was horrifying.”
Actually to me, it just sounds funny. What could be horrifying about a naked dude eating a Fudgesicle?
…unless of course he has diabetes.