HOW I WISH THE WORLD ACTUALLY WORKED…

HIPPITY HOPPITY

I love electronic music as much as the next skinny pants wearing youngster, but lately I’ve been on techno overload. Last week, I tried to find a club that didn’t play electro and had to call 10 different people for advice. Those 10 people then advised me to build a time machine and travel back to five years ago when that would have been possible.

So I put together my own mostly hip hop club mix, fresh off the turntables for all y’all who feel the same as me. There’s some newer tunes, some older tunes, but all are tunes that’ll get those synth-fueled fist pumpers outta your brains. DOWNLOAD IT FOR FREE HERE!

FULL TRACK LISTING UNDER THE CUT…

WTF JAMES FRANCO

No, that’s not an ex-contestant on “From Gs to Gents”…it’s James Fucking Franco. Why is he dressed like this, you may query…He’s starring in a movie with Vanessa Hudgens. And Selena Gomez. Apparently he plays the girls’ sketchy drug dealer, whilst they engage in booze-fueled spring break hijinks. Sounds like a winner!

Isn’t this dude an Oscar-nominated actor? Why would he even share a screen with a girl most known for showing her underage beaver (or Bieber in Selena’s case). ‘Tis mind-boggling. But then again, this is the same guy that appeared on that one soap opera my mom watches in the mid-afternoon for no apparent reason. I’d like to get inside Franco’s noggin for one day and just see what’s going on in there…

PARTY IN THE USA

It’s rare that I get to post about cool parties going down in my current homeland of Orange County. Contrary to what Seth & Summer would like you to believe, this place is not that poppin’ on the party front.

So I’m stoked to see this RVCA party happening tomorrow night in Costa Mesa. Featuring sets by DIm Mak fave Them Jeans as well as others. Best part is, IT’S FREE and there will be FREE RVCA shit too. I’m gonna be there for sure…

OH AND HAPPYY 1ST DAY O’ SPRING

PS…this is the most spring-y picture I could find….

DON’T LET ME INTO MY ZONE

My new favorite game is THE KANYE ZONE. It involves my two of my most cherished things: massive amounts of useless vitrtual money and tiny little Kanye West cut-out heads floating randomly in space. You will get addicted, trust.

SNOOP + MARTHA STEWART = COMIC GOLD

Can these two please star in a sitcom together…

FREE PARTY THIS FRIDAY!

Hey y’all if you’re in the L.A. neighborhood come check out this FREEEEEE PARTYYYY THIS FRIDAY! Plus I’m spinning around 11-12, so come by and say hi! Featuring live performances, DJs, FREE giveaways by Carnaby Street Clothing, and much much more…hope to see ya there!

 

 

 

HEY THERE

I saw these rapping British children dressed as princesses on Ellen today. While party of me wanted to go “aww shucks, that’s adorable” the other part of me thought, “aww hell to the naw, what is wrong with the world?!?”

While the girls (especially the little brunette one) are talented, it disturbed me that these kids are emulating Nicki Minaj. I don’t have any babies, but if I I did, I don’t think I’d want them glorifying anyone who uses the word “anus” in a song…It reminded of a brilliant article I read HERE about the degradation and commercialism of pop music today.

I’ll get off my high horse now and stop with the preachy junk. After all, in 2nd grade my favorite song was “Gin & Juice” and I turned out only slightly abnormal…

JUST REMIXIN

Awesome remix of an awesome track…check out Kid Kaio’s remix of “Original Don” by Major Lazer ft. Partysquad

 

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HILARIO