Megan Fox’s newest Armani Ad is out. This time they didn’t airbrush her tattoos out and kept it real. And now that she’s married and has a step-son with that dude from the 90s that I don’t care about, she’s officially a MILF.
That women’s fashion sucks apparently. Taken from real dudes. To read all the quotes, click here
Fad Fashion #1: Designer sweats/sweats with words on them
“With words like ‘juicy’ and ‘pink’ on them, it makes me wonder about what message these girls are really trying to send…”
Fad Fashion #2: T-shirts with witty slogans or sayings
“Ninety-five percent of the girls who wear t-shirts that say something like ‘Out Of Your League’ really aren’t, actually. And shirts like these only serve to point that out. As for the other five percent, why rub it in?”
Fad Fashion #3: Leggings
“If you’ve got nice legs, this look can be attractive with a short dress and heels. It says, ‘I know it’s cold out, but I still want to give you guys something to look at.’ That’s just being considerate.”
Fad Fashion #4: Ugg boots
“Wearing these makes you look like you were stuffed into a time capsule in 2003 and just recently woke up. Don’t do it.”
I really hate this new animal hat trend. Actually, let me clarify. I really hate this new animal hat trend on anyone over 12.
If you are in elementary school, wearing a stuffed panda atop your dome is cute and adorable. If you are not, it’s just lame and slightly terrifying.
Guess who wins the honor…
Photo: Badgley Mischka
Rumer Willis is a model. This is not a joke. The 22-year-old will star in the spring ad campaigns for the high-end Badgley Mischka collection, the contemporary Mark & James label, footwear, handbags and swimwear.
Laura and Kate Mulleavy, the dynamic duo behind the awesome label Rodarte have put their designing skills to good use in the new ballet-focused film “Black Swan,” by Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis. The sisters, who had never designed costumes for a film before said it was a “dream job in terms of just getting to make tutus.”
Check out the trailer, here
So yeah, my blog is back. Shout out ot my only readers Bella and LaLa…
First up on today’s fashion agenda are these shoes by my baby daddy Marc Jacobs.
Would you wear kitties on your feets? Is that humane? Would PETA throw shit at you?
As I made my way through a multitude of shops this weekend I noticed some new trends in swimwear this season. It seems like the standby bikini is fading out of style for more full-coverage looks.
One-pieces in solid colors are a great option for their slimming effect.
Put a twist on the classic one piece by trying a strapless suit in a fun geometric print, or even a monokini.
Ruched Halter Maillot Suit
Even with two-pieces, the less is more approach seems to be fading. I noticed many designers are opting for fuller briefs, accented with jewels or other fun embellishments, cutesy skirts, or boy-short bottoms instead the flimsy string-tie bottom that seemed to rule the past 5 or 6 years. As someone with an ass, I’m glad for this change.
Agua Bendita
Let’s keep it real. I don’t care about the Oscars, I just care about the clothes. Sue me. If I wanted to watch 4 hours of overrated people pat themselves on the back I’d go to the Republican National Convention.
Miley Cyrus stepped out at the Oscars in a gorgeous dress. It was age appropriate (for once), and her hair and makeup was understated, giving her a lovely classic appearance.
Man, I can’t believe I said something nice about this girl. The apocalypse must be near…
How can someone so pretty dress so fugly?
For the second time on this blog, actress Camilla Belle gets a shout out for worst dressed.
1. It’s too long! You’re not 72, Miss Belle.
2. The cut and color is straight up Ming Dynasty. Come to the future!
3. Looks like someone spilled bucket of paint on her.
4. Gurrlfrenn, yo shoes don’t even match.
If you need a stylist Camilla, I’m available….
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